Is Rick Wagoner Actually Jesus?

Speculation has been rampant on this point. Here are the facts from General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner’s recent past. You decide for yourself:

Both Rick and Jesus are part of a “Big 3″
Jesus upset the merchants (John 2:16), Rick upset the entire economy (WSJ 12/17:A1)
Rick received presents right around Christmas delivered by “men from the east (coast)” (although they weren’t considered to be “wise”)
Rick (at least his job) will likely be killed by foreigners (the same ones who have been persecuting “his people” for years)…
…and it will happen in the spring (end of Q1 2009)…
…and his career will likely be resurrected (as implausible as that sounds)…

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