Don’t Negotiate with Real Estate Terrorists

Finally a lower cost way (from a taxpayer perspective) to keep many people in their homes and to prevent foreclosures.  Lets start with the only two reasons for foreclosure:

  1. You can’t afford your house.
  2. You can afford your house but choose not to (e.g. because its “under water”).

The thing is that there is a big difference between the two.  The first are unlucky or irresponsible.   The latter are engaging in common extortion by threatening to help trash the economy if they don’t get paid off through debt restructuring (even though they can afford their homes without help).  Simply put they are real estate terrorists and we shouldn’t negotiate with terrorists

So how do you differentiate the between the two?  Very simple, instead of using a carrot (restructurings) to keep #2 in their houses use a stick (more severe penalties for leaving).  Carrots are expensive and we  all have to pay for them, sticks are cheap and don’t cost taxpayers a dime.

Foreclosures look bad on your record but we should make them look worse than if you declare bankruptcy.  If you abandon your house we should double the time it stays on your credit report, put a lien on any future tax refunds that then gets paid into a foreclosure fund to pay banks at least part of the debt lost from those who abandoned their houses (that might also help relieve the negative downward pressure on banks’ desire to lend).  Even tax, as income, the amount left behind on the loan as if it were a forgiven loan.  Oh, I’m open to other punishments from people who know better.

Now what about those that truly can’t afford their homes, should they be punished as severely? Well they can be offered a trade-off.  Simply put if you declare bankruptcy (which if you are truly under financial water is a viable option) you don’t suffer the enhanced punishment for those who don’t declare bankruptcy.  As stated above this may even be a better option with less severe penalties.  Granted there are still penalties but now bankruptcy is the more attractive option.

Why favor bankruptcy as opposed to foreclosure out of bankruptcy?  In bankruptcy you have to report to a bankruptcy judge that helps you make the tough decisions to become financially solvent again and the burden is on you.  In bankruptcy you learn how to get back on your feet and stay on them.  If you just walk away from your house in a standard abandonment you learn nothing, the burden is mostly on others, and may very well find yourself in this situation again (and so will all those around you who pay to bail you out).

So now you have a choice.  If you are truly bankrupt you declare bankruptcy.  If you aren’t you may have to think twice about walking away because you either face even more severe penalities than you would have in bankruptcy.   You certainly won’t declare bankruptcy because well, uh, you’re not really bankrupt.  You’ll just have to stay in that house and tough it out at no cost to the taxpayer.  Oh and we just prevented a foreclosure.

(Make sure to email the Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner to make sure he doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists)

Contacting Economic Influencers in the Obama Administration

I now have dug up email addresses for Obama’s top two economic advisers Timothy Geithner and Lawrence Summers.  See this page to see how you can email them and make sure that irresponsible homeowners are not bailed out.

They’re Cool…

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Is Rick Wagoner Actually Jesus?

Speculation has been rampant on this point.  Here are the facts from General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner’s recent past.  You decide for yourself:

  • Both Rick and Jesus are part of a “Big 3″
  • Jesus upset the merchants (John 2:16), Rick upset the entire economy (WSJ 12/17:A1)
  • Rick received presents right around Christmas delivered by “men from the east (coast)” (although they weren’t considered to be “wise”)
  • Rick (at least his job) will likely be killed by foreigners (the same ones who have been persecuting “his people” for years)…
  • …and it will happen in the spring (end of Q1 2009)…
  • …and his career will likely be resurrected (as implausible as that sounds)…

GM Announces Plan to Save Homeowners, Auto Industry and Retailers

Not long after receiving a federal bailout General Motors announced today their new “Mortgage too heavy? Move to a Chevy!” program to provide a lifeline to victims of foreclosure while turning around failing demand for its line of cars.   The new program is designed to allow underwater homeowners to swap out their homes and move into a brand new vehicle from General Motors.

With the price of the average American home hovering around that of a 2008 midsized sedan, General Motors Rick Wagoner thought the time was right for this innovative program.  “Remember when you had to be a wealthy Hollywood star to live in Malibu.  Well now even the poorest former homeowner can too just by going to their local Chevy dealership, where there are enough Malibus for everyone, at bargain basement prices.”  Wagoner then went on to highlight the advantages of living this way,  ”…unlike a typical home, with only a front and a back door,  this one has four doors.  Think of it as a private entrance for each family member.  Now that’s luxury!”

Retailers have also applauded the move.  Ellen Davis, Vice President of the National Retail Federation, saw an opportunity.  “Empty stores have meant empty parking lots”, said Davis.  To deal with this problem NRF and GM have partnered to rent those spaces to new GM homeowners.  Davis went on “Its a win-win situation, our customers get a home, a place to park it and access to the clean bathrooms in our stores which means we’ll finally be able to generate foot traffic in time for the next holiday season.”

When asked about GM’s past failures to improve fuel efficiency Wagoner responded, “We are now providing a way to reduce green-house gas emissions from homes by 100%.   You know how much less fossil fuel it takes to heat a Buick than a 2000 square foot house?  Lets see Toyota top that!”

Wagoner expects to capture 20% market-share of the 10 million foreclosures expected next year leading to a net increase in vehicle sales of 2 million in 2009 alone.

Executives and workers at cross-town rival Chrysler have alredy expressed interest in the program not as competitors but as actual buyers.  Executives for Cerberus, Chrysler’s owner, could not be reached for comment.

Even with this innovative program GM’s famous marketing strategy “A car for every purse and purpose” has not been forgotten.  For those that haven’t been hit as hard by the economic downturn GM offers a a more spacious 2-bedroom Homevee which sleeps both you and your foreclosed neighbors comfortably, although your comfort may vary.

Bush – In Like a Lion Out Like a Pelosi

So today President Bush in his last (we can only hope) in a string of failed crisis management efforts proved that he couldn’t even get being a Republican correct. “Non-binding” was often the strategy used by the Pelosi congress to enact “concessions” from the Bush administration on the war in Iraq. How’s that working?

Well the proposed “non-binding provision” laden loans given to auto-makers, I can only assume , will have the same success.   March 30th watch for the headline “over 4000 have died in effort to save the Auto Industry, loan surge proposed to stop the bleeding”.    Thank you President Pelosi!

DAMMIT where are my shoes?!?!?!?!?

Introducing a New Feature

Dear Reader,

I am proud to announce a new feature of “Watching the Marcitz” called “Letters to the Editor”.   I myself have often written letters to the editors or commented on articles on their websites.  The problem is the chance of publication in the printed edition is slim-to-none and often the website postings are moderated.  In the desire to allow the free-form change of ideas I will be posting articles relevant to the topics covered here and allowing anyone to publish their comment against those articles.

Also I will be accepting nominations for articles to place on this sight so you, your friends or anyone else can comment on them.

To see the articles availale for comment please check out the Letters to the Editor category.   If you seen an article you would like to comment on then click on that post and submit a comment at the bottom.

I hope you enjoy the increased freedom of speech this new feature provides.

If you would like to submit an article then email me at watchingmarcitz@yahoo.com.

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