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The (Scary) Math Behind the GM Taxpayer Bailout

Why are the taxpayers only going to get a few pennies on the dollar for its GM investment?  Its very simple math that goes something like this

The government effectively will get 60% of General Motors in exchange for $50 Billion in aid.

This, using standard investor math, means that GM has an implied value of:

50 Billion/.60 = $83.3 Billion

Currently (or as of last Sunday) GM had 610 million shares outstanding.

That means that for the taxpayer to break-even GM shares (in the pre-bankruptcy world) would need to be worth $136.55 PER SHARE (83.3 Billion/610 Million)

The lifetime HIGH for GM is $93.62 back in April 2000 when the going was good. So good luck with that.

Oh and to complicate matters the government will see its holdings diluted if the bondholders take the extra 10% that they were promised as part of setting up the bankruptcy filing.  If GM is doing well one would assume they would exercise these options and taxpayer shareholders would get diluted.

In that case the taxpayer stake goes to 54% which means an assumed market cap of $89.3 Billion or a per share price of $146.39

So even if GM were to return to its lifetime high of $93.62 the taxpayer would only get back $34 Billion 0r 68% of its investment if GM got as BIG as it ever was.

This of course is impossible based on the Government’s own admission that they are structuring GM to compete in an economy where car sales are 33% less than they are now. 

Sure these numbers are approximations and some of the debt might be repaid like a normal loan (and I hope most of it is) but you can tell that there is no way that the taxpayers will see even HALF of their money returned even if all the right things happened (in a short-period of time as President Obama doesn’t want to hold on for long).

Well look on the bright side.  We got rust-protection and under-coating free with the deal and we know how important those are.

Missed it by One Day…

Well in a previous article talking about my predictions for GM I said:

Now I’m ready to double down.  GM goes into a pre-arranged bankruptcy by the end of May 2009.

Well I missed it by 1 day (forgot that May 31st was a Sunday).  Did I mention we were using “The Price is Right” rules.

Heck I think that’s still pretty good ;-)

GM Announces Plan to Save Homeowners, Auto Industry and Retailers

Not long after receiving a federal bailout General Motors announced today their new “Mortgage too heavy? Move to a Chevy!” program to provide a lifeline to victims of foreclosure while turning around failing demand for its line of cars.   The new program is designed to allow underwater homeowners to swap out their homes and move into a brand new vehicle from General Motors.

With the price of the average American home hovering around that of a 2008 midsized sedan, General Motors Rick Wagoner thought the time was right for this innovative program.  “Remember when you had to be a wealthy Hollywood star to live in Malibu.  Well now even the poorest former homeowner can too just by going to their local Chevy dealership, where there are enough Malibus for everyone, at bargain basement prices.”  Wagoner then went on to highlight the advantages of living this way,  ”…unlike a typical home, with only a front and a back door,  this one has four doors.  Think of it as a private entrance for each family member.  Now that’s luxury!”

Retailers have also applauded the move.  Ellen Davis, Vice President of the National Retail Federation, saw an opportunity.  “Empty stores have meant empty parking lots”, said Davis.  To deal with this problem NRF and GM have partnered to rent those spaces to new GM homeowners.  Davis went on “Its a win-win situation, our customers get a home, a place to park it and access to the clean bathrooms in our stores which means we’ll finally be able to generate foot traffic in time for the next holiday season.”

When asked about GM’s past failures to improve fuel efficiency Wagoner responded, “We are now providing a way to reduce green-house gas emissions from homes by 100%.   You know how much less fossil fuel it takes to heat a Buick than a 2000 square foot house?  Lets see Toyota top that!”

Wagoner expects to capture 20% market-share of the 10 million foreclosures expected next year leading to a net increase in vehicle sales of 2 million in 2009 alone.

Executives and workers at cross-town rival Chrysler have alredy expressed interest in the program not as competitors but as actual buyers.  Executives for Cerberus, Chrysler’s owner, could not be reached for comment.

Even with this innovative program GM’s famous marketing strategy “A car for every purse and purpose” has not been forgotten.  For those that haven’t been hit as hard by the economic downturn GM offers a a more spacious 2-bedroom Homevee which sleeps both you and your foreclosed neighbors comfortably, although your comfort may vary.

Bush – In Like a Lion Out Like a Pelosi

So today President Bush in his last (we can only hope) in a string of failed crisis management efforts proved that he couldn’t even get being a Republican correct. “Non-binding” was often the strategy used by the Pelosi congress to enact “concessions” from the Bush administration on the war in Iraq. How’s that working?

Well the proposed “non-binding provision” laden loans given to auto-makers, I can only assume , will have the same success.   March 30th watch for the headline “over 4000 have died in effort to save the Auto Industry, loan surge proposed to stop the bleeding”.    Thank you President Pelosi!

DAMMIT where are my shoes?!?!?!?!?